May 2012
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May 28th
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May 26th
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May 13th
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Feelings and the Future
This morning, on my way off the train, I thought to myself, “Now that I’m more sane more of the time, I should probably see if I can’t get back to blogging.”  I think the fact that I had this thought at a time while not sitting a computer bodes well. And then I got a facebook message from a high school friend regarding something I’d written on facebook, and she...
May 11th
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April 2012
3 posts
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Writing This Down Here So I Don't Forget It
[EDITED! I REMEMBERED THE LOST COURSE!] OH HI! Last night, the feller and I celebrated our one-year anniversary at Blue Hill at Stone Barns, which is basically my second American Culinary Mecca (following Chez Panisse, where we had lunch in December). We went whole hog, so to speak, with a 12-course menu, and then we rolled ourselves into a car back to Brooklyn, and I actually slept the whole...
Apr 8th
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March 2012
2 posts
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I Left That Pile Of Cats At Home
And came to work in a strange mishmash of workout clothes and regular clothes to get ahead of next week/finish last week. Real job = real busy, y’all. And it’s a damn good thing I wrote myself this SUNDAY TO-DO sticky note before I left on Friday. Because otherwise I’d be sitting here screwing around on the interOHWAIT. Gotta go!
Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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February 2012
3 posts
Is This Thing On?
Greetings! I am procrastinating for like 10 minutes, because I think my head may explode if I do not, and you know what is way easier than cutting out Vulture’s Downton Abbey Paper Dolls for my bulletin board at work? BLOGGING! What’s new, internet? I’m not dead, I’m just busy. And then when I’m not busy, which is like half a weekend day, I sit on my couch and watch...
Feb 28th
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Feb 16th
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sofarfromshameless asked: I just read your post about the DivaCup, and I'm gonna have to say. I just got my first one, and let me tell you, I've already posted like 4 blogs about it, and I haven't even used it yet. Can't until my next period -le pout-. But, yeah. So, I just thought I'd let you know that you were right about the whole "spend like an hour blogging it when you should be cleaning...
Feb 9th
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January 2012
28 posts
Good News!
- I have stopped dreaming about your children, Internet. - I can almost play a whole song without too much stumbliness on the feller’s baritone ukulele, which I stole/acquired a few weeks ago. - Yesterday, I actually said, “I cannot afford this,” in the face of a basically irresistible handbag. Personal growth!
Jan 29th
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All Things Home
It’s been a long couple days, and I stayed at the feller’s last night. We are back chez moi tonight after a long, fun dinner with friends. He got in bed and asked where Bear was. I said, “You have to make kissy noises, and then she’ll turn up!” He said, “I know! I DID!” She was hiding under the bed. Bear and Lily were both a bit stressed and overexcited...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Having A Real Job
Means I no longer have any idea as to what’s going on on the Internet. Do you know what happened today? I didn’t login to Facebook. Not once. And I didn’t even realize it till just now. But when was I gonna do that? During my all-day meetings? During my precious, stolen moments between them, when I read and respond to my WORK EMAIL? During the 10 minutes in which I scarfed...
Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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I Am As Excited For SMASH As The Next Nerd, But!
KATHARINE! HEY GIRL! WHOA, WHOA, NO, I’M NOT TRYING TO ATTACK YOU! OR INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE! I PROMISE! YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL VOICE! JUST PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN WHEN YOU’RE SINGING SOMETIMES! IT’S JUST SINGING! [images via here, here, here, and here]
Jan 20th
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When The Feller Isn't Here, I Do Things Like
- Eat $5 footlongs for dinner. - Refer to bedtime as “catpile.” - Watch all the Parenthoods. - Refer to my waking state as “this nonsense factory.” - Talk about supply and demand with Futt as it relates to DCriss vs. Nicky Jonas as J. Pierrepont. - Piddle around endlessly. Piddle piddle. Piddle.
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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The Man Cannot Say The Words Baltimore And...
This morning, the feller and I watched the episode of The Wire where (NO SPOILERS, I PROMISE), McNulty goes undercover as a “British” john to bust a prostitution ring. And y’all, they barely let him get 5 words out in his British accent. I know he’s supposed to be McNulty and all, and that McNulty is supposed to be absolutely terrible at everything other than policing...
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Thoughts On A Tiny Commute
As I have maybe mentioned, my new job is just two express stops away from my house, so all told, I’m on the subway for 6.5 minutes each way. It’s a delight. These are some really crowded stops at rush hour, so I very rarely sit down and am usually just sardined in, standing up, in the mornings. Not a problem because, again, I’m barely there long enough to get uncomfortable.  ...
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Complaint
I love Planned Parenthood. They do amazing work. They should not be bombed or put out of business. They should continue to help people live the way they want to live, they should continue to EDUCATE people, old white guys have no place in my uterus or that of any woman in this country, etc. etc. But. I’ve never gotten a call from them. I have donated online. I have fwded petitions and...
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Wallace Vincent Alexander
If the above young man looks familiar to you and you are very new to The Wire, Friday Night Lights, or Parenthood and scared of spoilers, do not read on. That is all. Let’s JUST PRETEND that Wallace doesn’t get shot three times by his friends.  Let’s JUST PRETEND that he stays at his grandma’s down the shore. But then she dies and he gets shipped to Texas to live...
Jan 8th
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Things I Learned This Weekend
1. Someday, Andrew will be throwing my bachelorette party. A good time will thus be had by all, even those disinterested in parties bachelorette. 2. When too lazy to dirty a pan for grilled cheese, just make two slices of cheese toast and slap ‘em together. 3. Professional Bull Riding is terrifying and awesome. 4. The Rockefellers gave me a lawn at the Cloisters. 5. Nearly everyone I...
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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UGH
I just turned on the TV, which I left on Food Network a few days ago, and awful nonchef Lisa the HungryGirl lady is making hot dog nachos. I INVENTED THIS! IN APRIL! MINE ARE BETTER! Also she just put hers under the broiler to get her fat free cheese “all gooey and melty.” Come on, lady, we know those aren’t properties that fat free cheese can have.
Jan 8th
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That Babe In My Tumblr Pic
In the pink dress? That’s my mom, and today is HER birthday! So tell her happy birthday, if you know her. If you really wanna creep her out, you can tweet at her, and she will be super confused by who all of these people are.  Happy Birthday, Jams!
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Happy Birthday!
Look, I’m not great internet friends with gorillasushi or jezebelthegreat, but I have followed the former since the beginning of tumblr time, so I am HIGHLY PLEASED that it looks like they are going to have their baby, who is basically the internet-fame version of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby, on my birthday.  January 4 is a really good day to get born, y’all. I’M TALKING TO...
Jan 4th
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This Sort Of Silly Book Review I Wrote A Zillion... →
Thanks mostly to the efforts of Sarah Beth, Librarian, I have put my butt back on Goodreads as a way to manage my to-reads and sort of remember what I have read. Is the list of what I have read complete? Of course not! Will it ever be? Also of course not! But Goodreads is still a great tool for keeping track of things when you feel like you need to. I have so many books to read!! Anyway, go be my...
Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Love
What do you want to do?
I dunno...
Quiet solo internet time?
Yep.
Oh good.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Reload. Reload. Reload. →
No, I know. Futt sent me this. 
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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alurophile: My cousin’s roommate writes recaps of glee for the rolling stone’s magazine and I asked her if she could get me on the show hehehe Attn @futt. :)
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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I Hate People
This is just to say, who the f do you think you are, mister bleach blonde, Snooki orange asshole at airport security in the STARCHED-WITH-CREASES CANYON RANCH TURQUOISE V-NECK T-SHIRT, that you think you’ll be able to argue this angry, bitchy TSA supervisor into letting you carry your 750mL “$700” bottle of whiskey in your carry-on? No, it doesn’t make sense! But it’s...
Dec 27th
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11:30pm, 6th Night Of Hanukkah
I am cozily on the couch, having just watched Elf on the DVR, and ohhh, here it is: a total nonsense, practically Vegas-level drunk dial from the feller, who apparently REALLY lost tonight’s game of Dreidel (the drinking game) at his grandma’s house to his brother and his 12-year-old cousin. 
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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