January 2012
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December 2011
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SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
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Reload. Reload. Reload. →
No, I know. Futt sent me this.
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alurophile:
My cousin’s roommate writes recaps of glee for the rolling stone’s magazine and I asked her if she could get me on the show hehehe
Attn @futt. :)
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I Hate People
This is just to say, who the f do you think you are, mister bleach blonde, Snooki orange asshole at airport security in the STARCHED-WITH-CREASES CANYON RANCH TURQUOISE V-NECK T-SHIRT, that you think you’ll be able to argue this angry, bitchy TSA supervisor into letting you carry your 750mL “$700” bottle of whiskey in your carry-on? No, it doesn’t make sense! But it’s...
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11:30pm, 6th Night Of Hanukkah
I am cozily on the couch, having just watched Elf on the DVR, and ohhh, here it is: a total nonsense, practically Vegas-level drunk dial from the feller, who apparently REALLY lost tonight’s game of Dreidel (the drinking game) at his grandma’s house to his brother and his 12-year-old cousin.
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Grocery Binge
Well, y’all already know about the ham.
The ham was accompanied to my house by another $100 worth of food—everything from yogurt to acorn squash to ice cream sandwiches to diet coke to little red potatoes.
And it arrived so early, that after I ate Ham On English Muffin #1, I thought, oh, I will make some potatoes and broccoli tonight with my ham! But then I tried to cover the ham to put it...
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::Yawn::
Four living things on my couch: me, feller, Bear, Lily.
Two of us just ate our weight in Mexican food from the truck around the corner.
One of us is going to West Virginia tomorrow.
One of us is going to spend the next three days doing nothing but seeing movies, sitting on this very couch, eating ham, and maybe eventually unpacking last weekend’s suitcase. Then that same one is spending...
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Unseasonable
Look. I know we all want it to be winter out there. We are tired of this dismal, misty, fall-coat weather. But wanting your Christmas season to be wintry will not make it so, man on the subway wearing the down coat and the drug store santa hat. So maybe on your next ride, to avoid the sweat pouring off your face onto the woman seated below you (who was not me, thank goodness, but still), you might...
