Saturn returned to bite me in the ass.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
1) Woke up at 5:30am with the lights on and my phone on my chest, took a really cute picture of my snuggling cats (stay tuned). Went back to sleep.
2) Woke up at 8:45am, fed the cats.
3) Made coffee.
4) Put some slow-ass oatmeal on the stove.
5) Found the Turk & Karla’s Rehearsal Dinner episode of Scrubs on Comedy Central, which reminded me that I was going to watch When Harry Met Sally today.
6) “Fixed” our DVD player so that I can watch When Harry Met Sally. By “Fixed,” I mean trouble-shot our many cords’n’plugs’n’TV settings until it all worked out. #notaeuphemism.
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Now I am going to fry an egg to eat with my slow-ass oatmeal! Clean the litter box! Take out the trash! Watch the TicketCity bowl! Hydrate! Yes
