Zits & Wrinkles

i hope you slept okay. i slept like a rock. and then i had this dream in the morning that i was seriously considering buying a $15,000 cow. really. like I had shopped for it and picked it out and it had been washed for me. and then i realized I DON’T HAVE $15,000, and i tried to back out. somehow someone I knew was getting a $900 cow and I was so confused, and then possibly my possible cow drowned? obviously i lived in india with my parents in this dream. and we had a big marble jacuzzi like at Amer Fort, only it was a POT FOR BOILING PASTA, which was great, and I sat next to it and read an entire book while the pasta cooked, and when i finished my book, i realized WHOA, IT’S PROBABLY TIME TO TURN THAT OFF. so I drained the jacuzzi (which was black marble, fyi), and all of the pasta drained with it. and it had cooked for so long that I felt TERRIBLE, but my mom was like, ha, yeah, that happens (not something my mom has ever said). anyway, this corner of my subconscious brought to you by Joseph and the Amazing Technicolored Dreamcoat.