Saturn returned to bite me in the ass.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Great, I’m a psychotic bi-curious ballerina with serious mommy issues!
I AM IRON MAN.
Dragon trainers, represent!
I am a heavy for a loan shark by day and an amateur boxer at night.
I am a smart-mouthed pregnant teenager somewhere very cold. I play twee songs on my guitar with Michael Cera. Not really a job.
(Source: astroextensionist)
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Oh damn I’m going to be
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Great! I own coney island! XDD
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I am a con artist who uses giant robots in fights to make money …
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I’m the fucking devil. suck it bitches.
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nroxy reblogged this from oneshinyapple and added:
A lawyer who goes to haunted houses? DNW!
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waxfruit reblogged this from oneshinyapple and added:
Chey Schaeffer, professional hobbit.
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oneshinyapple reblogged this from oryos and added:
Interpol agent/ wanted fugitive? Cool.
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oryos reblogged this from missmogs and added:
…a retired CIA agent? good, i get to skip the dirty work.
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historyforbreakfast reblogged this from ladyelegant and added:
cop/narcotics detective (Training Day)
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ladyelegant reblogged this from elderkikwi and added:
Does Agatha Christie’s Poirot count? I guess I’m a Private detective. Sweet.
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bolinonariver reblogged this from tetras and added:
I’m Sherlock Holmes
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yumeji-hime reblogged this from elderkikwi and added:
I am a hobbit. This was already true.
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the-little-voice-in-your-head reblogged this from tetras and added:
MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT CYCLES BITCH, I RUN THE MCP
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I’m a supervillain!
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abiga-anna reblogged this from tetras and added:
I’m going to be...student FOREVER. -_-
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what a coincidence ren, we have the same career
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I’m an adventurer/reporter
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mayregnard reblogged this from firstfruits and added:
Freaking FBI agent. Hell yes! I love Clarice Starling.
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littlecroissantwithcheese reblogged this from stampstamp and added:
I ‘be a man’ and save China.
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kingsxandxsuccessions reblogged this from stampstamp and added:
I’m a dragon trainer/tamer. I’d have the nightfury, of course.
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Singer at L’oiseau Rare~
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I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER
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I AM A CONSULTING DETECTIVE.
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I will be just like Zenon, the girl of the 21st century. I will save space stations, help aliens, and keep the moon from...
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deerestdeer reblogged this from tumbledoresbeard and added:
OMG I AM IRON MAN! :D
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I’m Santa! The really awesome Santa from the original Miracle on 34th St.
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